The Stern Show may have only been out for a couple of months but for some of the Wack Packers, the time has been awful. On Tuesday, Howard, co-host Robin Quivers, and employee Wolfie checked out some of the “summer pessimists” the Wack Pack has experienced, many of them related to medicine.
Bigfoot, who was living in a group home, was upset because his housemates were having group sex and not one of them. He complained in one of the audio clips: “Someone came into my room naked… and I’m not very happy about it.” They keep having sex and don’t want to invite me.”
“I’m kind of related to Bigfoot,” Howard joked. “I see people and go, ‘I know they’re having sex, but nobody invites me. ”
Another part of the summer for Bigfoot included his ex-fiancée Melody, whom he accused of having a skin condition he had in the past. “I got scabies because of Melanie,” he said, calling his ex-wife by the wrong name. “I went to her damn sister’s house, had one night, and ended up removing scabies from her couch.”
“When you don’t know her name, it probably won’t work,” Robin noted of the engagement break.
Jeff the Drunk also dealt with a health issue this summer, telling Chris Wilding he thinks he may have broken his bad arm after he fell in his trailer. “When I put the sling on or take it off, it feels like it flicks back and forth…but it doesn’t hurt or hurt anything,” he revealed before adding, “I want to chop it up anyway.”
Eric had a high degree of COVID-19 at one point, but it doesn’t seem to slow it down at all. “I don’t have any symptoms…I still go out to have fun,” he admitted to Sal Governale before indicating his plans to visit a local smoking shop. “I’m going to wear a mask because I need to buy my cigars for the week.”
But it was Tan Mom who had perhaps the most dramatic summer ever, which, like her fellow Wack Packers, was spent in part under the care of medical professionals. “I was sick for four days. I couldn’t eat or drink, [I] She was just spitting up like snot,” she recalls. “Finally. I gave in and went to the hospital [with] Pancreatic stones in the gallbladder.
While she is recovering from the stones, she still looks exhausted due to the brief engagement she had with a supposed French man. “I was shocked and happy at first because I really thought this was going to be something different and special, but it turned out to be another lie,” she said of her ex-husband, before noting that she was able to connect with him despite the cultural barrier. “He knows the American, so I didn’t have to worry about that…”[He called me] His princess, but I don’t buy any of it.
Nor wolfie either. “I said something didn’t feel right about this guy,” he told Howard, explaining that he thought it was a potential catfish situation. “She claims that this person flew to Florida and entered her house and immediately the man put off her children…I have no idea what’s going on.”
Hear Tan Mom discuss the relationship (below).